Great Doggie Quotations
April 21, 2008 · Print This Article
I’ve been collecting dog quotations. Thought I’d share a few clever ones with you:
- If dogs could talk it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andy Rooney
- You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’ - Dave Barry
- The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too. - Samuel Butler
- If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret
- The more I see of men the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
- Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler
- Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
- There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
- I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts. - John Steinbeck
Another quotation I just remembered: “A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” - Robert Benchley