Special Weekend Top Ten: Dog Prayers

Yes, I know it’s not Tuesday, but this one just seemed more appropriate to a Sunday.  Below are the top ten prayers our dogs may be whispering right this minute.

10.  Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

 

9.  Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

 

8.  Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride!  Would it be so hard to rename the “Chrysler Eagle” the “Chrysler Beagle”?

 

7.  Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

 

6.  Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

 

5.  Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

 

4.  Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

 

3.  Dear God:  When I get to Heaven and lay down in the bed, can I have the spot I really, really want rather than whatever’s leftover?

 

2.  Dear God:  Would it be so hard to slow down the squirrels so I could catch just one in my lifetime?

 

1.  Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

Until next time,

Good day, and good dog!

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