Friday Funny: Mass for a dog
June 26, 2009
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and said, “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be sayin’ a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new denomination down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.”Muldoon said, “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?”
Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya’ tell me the dog was Catholic?”
Dog Pee
May 26, 2009
Ya’ know those irritating chain letters you get where at the bottom, it tells you something terrible will happen if you don’t pass the letter along? I got one the other day stating that if I didn’t pass it on, a dog would jump out and pee on my computer. I didn’t send it. Here’s what happened.
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