In honor of the Winter Olympics in Vancouver, we present our list of the top ten events we think should be included if anyone decides to organize doggie olympics.
10. Drooling: longest continuous walrus string. Look for St Bernards to lead the pack.
9. Counter-surfing: most food snitched in a 30-second period. Great Danes will be strong here.
8. Tail dusting: fastest cleaning of the coffee table. Golden Retrievers and Irish Setters look good for this one.
7. Floor cleaning: best imitation of a dust mop. Yorkies are most likely to medal in this event.
6. Bed hogging: taking up the most square footage on a bed. Small dogs need not apply.
5. Cat chasing: winner comes closest to catching the cat before he disappears under furniture. Greyhounds are likely winners here.
4. Couch potato: longest time in the same position on the couch. Bassett Hounds, otherwise known as door stops, may be the best in this event.
3. Toilet cleaning: who will empty the bowl the fastest? Mutts are the clear choice for winning this event.
2. Tail chasing: who can catch their tail the fastest? I look for someone from the terrier group to take the title here.
1. Bad breath: which dog has the worst doggie breath? I am NOT volunteering to judge this one!
What events would you include?
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
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