With great thanks to StubbyDog, the place to rediscover Pit Bulls: the top ten reasons why you can’t trust Pit Bulls.
10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.
9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the backyard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.
8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do laundry…again.
7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.
6. They will cause children to smile.
5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.
4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don’t let them lick your ice cream bowl.
3. They will cause widespread happiness in large group settings.
2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.
1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, showing you complete and pure love that only a pit bull can show.
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
I never blame the breed for aggression only stupid and uneducated people do that people think they’re so educated about pitbulls when in reality they know very little about them like if some very well experienced pitbull owner showed you how much of a wonderful dog they can be if in the right hands with the right person well then maybe you wouldn’t be so stupid i mean if we can’t be happy with the breed of our dogs well then you can’t be happy with the breed of your dogs either it’s only fair i happen to come from a family who owns pitbull mixes our largest pitbull mix who is unfortunately no longer with us always thought that she was a puppy she was a giant goofball basically a small puppy stuck inside a large dogs body she loved puppies and kittens she’d literally nurse them if she could she was actually the foster mother of my dog who’s a poodle japanese chin chihuahua mix she has no pitbull in her she poses more of a threat then our pitties do.
Delete “pit bull” and substitute “beagle”–shoot–substitute DOG!