Stockert was apparently arrested at a Hampton Inn near the White House, where he introduced himself as Jesus, son of John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.
When asked why he was in our nation’s Capitol, he said he would be announcing his $99 per month health care plan and his candidacy for President.
The dogs are safe and sound at the White House. No word on which party Jesus will be aligning with.
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!