Category Archives: Dog Humor

Tuesday Top Eight: Life Lessons As Taught By Boxers

Gem, from Adopt A Boxer Rescue

From our good friends at Adopt A Boxer Rescue in West Hartford, CT:

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
2. There is never an inappropriate time for licking
3. Don’t be afraid to poke or paw at your first choice
4. Naps are better with someone (or better yet, ON someone)
5. A sad look will get you further than a tantrum
6. The best food going in makes the worst smell coming out
7. When you love someone, you should be excited EVERY time you see them
8. If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a real kiss.

Until next time,

Good day, and good dog!