Did anyone else sing that song in grade school? “Whoopie-ti-ay-oh, get along little doggie, it’s your misfortune and none of my own.”
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
Tag Archives: dog jokes
Friday Funny: Last Day of Dog Jokes and Puns
God willing and the creek don’t rise, I’ll be back to full steam tomorrow with something a little more substantive. In the meantime, a double header from Family Minded.
What kind of dog doesn’t bark? Continue reading Friday Funny: Last Day of Dog Jokes and Puns
Day 6 of Dog Jokes and Puns
I so appreciate being able to do just quick posts while I’m recovering from surgery, which wouldn’t have been possible without the good folks at Family Minded.
Today’s groaner:
What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths? Continue reading Day 6 of Dog Jokes and Puns
Day 5 of Dog Jokes and Puns
With thanks to Family Minded, here’s today’s groaner.
Why are dogs such good storytellers? Continue reading Day 5 of Dog Jokes and Puns
Day 4 of Dog Jokes and Puns
I finally got back into a semi-upright position to continue with these groaners. (I know you’re all very happy!)
What is a dog’s favorite kind of ice cream? Continue reading Day 4 of Dog Jokes and Puns
Day 3 of Dog Jokes and Puns
What do dogs and cell phones have in common? Continue reading Day 3 of Dog Jokes and Puns
Day 2 of Dog Jokes and Puns
Today’s joke from Family-Minded.com:
What kind of dog does Dracula have? Continue reading Day 2 of Dog Jokes and Puns
A Series of Very Bad Dog Jokes and Puns
The Dog Lady is having surgery today, so for the next few days, you’re going to be treated to some real groaners from Family-Minded.com
Today’s offering: What do dogs eat for breakfast? Continue reading A Series of Very Bad Dog Jokes and Puns
Tuesday Top Ten: Dog Jokes
From our friends at Woofipedia: Top ten dog jokes. Okay, some of them are groaners, but at least a few of them will bring a smile to your Tuesday!
1. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a woman’s hairpiece?
A chili dog on a bun.
Continue reading Tuesday Top Ten: Dog Jokes
Walking the Dog
Thanks to my sister-in-law, Diana, for sending this one in.
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”