How a Dog Hugs a Baby
August 21, 2008 · Print This Article
1. First find a baby…….
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the ‘paw slide’ easier.
4. The paw slide: Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
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Great tips for hugging babies! I use a similar set of steps to hug squirrels. The only difference is after the ‘hug, smile and lean’ step I add my patented ‘Chomp!’ step. I have to admit though that it really works… usually by the time I get to the sniff step the squirrel is long gone… most often up a tree… I’m hoping if I try it enough times that I’ll get to the Chomp! step someday…
Keep On Wagging!
Max the Golden Retriever
OMG how cute is that